Monday, January 25, 2010

The Tooth Fairy Sucks....


Miss Haylee lost a molar. Like a week ago. It came out at home, but she faked it and told the Sec. at school that she lost it in class just so she could get the 'tooth fairy box' to take home. Gotta love that girl!

Like I said, that was a week ago.

The fairy came......LAST NIGHT

She really sucks.

It's not like Haylee put the box in a secret place. Right in plain view, for all the world to see. Night after night, nothing. I kept telling Haylee the tooth fairy must go to bed at like 9 or something, she is not a party animal, stay up late, kinda gal.

Haylee thinks the tooth fairy sucks. She does. BIGTIME. She does things like this ALOT. Don't believe me? I have proof. Not just at our house. At Josh's house too.

My friends son, Josh thinks the tooth fairy is a horrible wretch. She forgets about him all.the.time. And then like a year or so ago, she pulled this one on him.

The Fairy must have been running late that night, and forgot to stop at the ATM. She looked in her Gucci purse and had no more mula left! What to do what to do??? Then she spotted some dollar bills sitting on the living room floor. It must have been fate! She snatched them up, put them in place of Josh's tooth, and out the window she flew!

The next morning, Josh came bursting in his parents room and shouted, "THAT STUPID TOOTH FAIRY....SHE USED MY OWN MONEY"!!!!!!!

apparently Josh 'marks' his money so that his siblings don't steal it. and it was clearly marked with big red J's all over it!

Yep! That darn tooth fairy.....she sucks in these parts!

Monday, January 4, 2010

Random...


The kidlets go back to school tomorrow




I, for one, can't wait




they are really really bored




and I'm sick of the whining




my kids actually like school {they take after their mother}




Haylee has her science fair project all ready to go {thank you Grandpa Ned} they both get a kick out of doing it every year, and have always come in first or second place




Caden's New Years resolution is to flirt LESS with the ladies




Haylee's New Years resolution is to find a boyfriend {yikes}




Madi's New Years resolution is to play more Webkinz {um nope}




McCoy's...."Momma, what's a rezloooschun"?




we went & saw 'The Princess and the Frog' last week. It was so cute. The kids loved Ray.....mostly cuz his bum lights up {big surprise}




they want to see 'Alvin & the Chipmunks' {just to see the Chipettes sing Beyonce's "Single Ladies"}




I kinda do too




I'm weird like that




I know all the moves to 'Hoedown Throwdown' by Hannah Montana




I told you it was a long Christmas Vacay!




my Primary kids did so good learning the new song I have to teach them for January {my expectations were verrrry low} they picked it right up! {I guess I must be doing something right}




totally loved the little girl in sacrament hitting her mom and screaming at the top of her lungs, "But mom I want to stay, don't make me go home, nooooooooo"




no ones cellphone went off during the sacrament {huge improvement for the ward} that makes like 2 weeks in a row! It's the same person too. You'd think they would get a hint to turn it off what with all the crusty looks shot @ them and all. Lol




Brian has to go to Grand Junction tomorrow, then Vegas on Weds. Hope the weather stays good {he's driving both}




I want to go back to Disneyland this spring, the new water show will be done in April. Anyone want to foot the bill? I've decided that's where Brian and I will serve our mission, in Disneyland, not Anahiem....






I have alot of resolutions running around in my head, but nothing I really want to put into writing, my thoughts are mush right now




I want 2010 to be an awesome year




I want the economy to get better




BIG things and IDEAS to come our way




new future, new prospects, new job, new move......making my head mush




I told you this would be random