And I Quote......

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her crap, you will get a bucket full of sh#t.

HoW yA dOiN?!

Me????

Well I'm just "eating rainbows and pooping butterflies"!!!!!!!!!





NOT!


Don't you just hate when other bloggers basically only blog about the perfect things in there life?
Bunch-O-Liars I tell ya!

Am I mad?

No.....

Just frustrated.......beyond frustrated!

I guess I had big BIG plans for the first week of school.......did I get anything done? Nope! In fact my house is worse off!

I basically have not been home all week when my kiddos were in school and I think I have lost all control of my surroundings!

My house is a sty(Tausha's too aparently) love ya Taush


My car is a sty

My yard is a sty

I feel like my life is a sty right now!!! Between running errands, PTA crap....oh sorry, volunteering(love ya Tonya) and everyday chaos, I get home and basically want to crash!

How did I do it when I was a working momma?! My house was perfect then......oh ya I only had one kiddo then, and not 4!

They are tornados I tell ya.......mostly the littlest spawn.....and sneeky.......been findin' things in the weirdest, most random places lately!

Ok Ok I will stop ramblin'

Maybe I will be able to get my stuff back in order this long weekend.........

I hope everyone has a great weekend!

Who's At The Door?!

Ya'll won't believe what our dog can do!! So last night I'm sittin' in the front room reading (it's about 9p.m.) and waiting for hubby to get home. Then the door bell rings so I go to answer it thinking that he has forgotten his keys or something. When lo and behold there is our sweet doggie, Bella just standin' there like " Ok ya idiot let me in, I've done my potty business and now I want to go to bed!" I stood there like it was a joke, like some kids might have been door ditching, but she did it again! She jumped onto her hind legs and hit the door bell with her front paws over and over again!!

I'm stunned......I mean I knew my kiddo's were smarties, but the dog too? SAWEET!

QUESTION?

Is your house a disaster with piles of piles of laundry in every corner and stacks of dirty dishes at record breaking heights? Have you imagined your husband is a vampire and suddenly have the libido of a newlywed again? Do you convince yourself that cold cereal makes a perfectly wholesome dinner? Is the pizza delivery boy now on your christmas card list? Are your children free to run a muck as long as no one comes to you bleeding........too badly?

Um, yes.........







Ok girls I am, and will forever be obsessed with







~TWILIGHT~





Just thought I'd share......

CRAZY FOR CORBIN!

This is just some of the fun we have been having this past weekend! Tony gave us tickets to the CORBIN BLEU concert! For those of you that live under a rock, he's the guy that plays "CHAD" in High School Musical 1,2&3! As my little "Dozer" puts it, he is "TROYS" friend. This is my girls waiting for it to begin......we got there waaaayyyyy early!

I have to say, he did put on a good show. And I am the coolest mom....I even sang along to the songs! Had them stuck in my head all the next day (does that make me a cougar?)

Of course we have to give a shout out to Gramma......she bought the girl's the over priced concert t shirts......we love you Gramma!

The kids loved the whole night, lost voices and all. Oh and to Glen........you know you know all the songs.....you were just holdin' back huh?! Sing it with me now.....push it push it to the limit limit.......lol